Back From The Man Cave
January 4, 2009 by Theboinger
The Bard - by Thomas Jones
First I would like to thank all of you for your support and kind words regarding the birth of my son, Jack Henry. More importantly I state now and declare from this moment forth that I will not raise him to be a fan of the New Jersey Jets. Did you hear me Woody Johnson? If it were not for the integrity of our content and the respect for our multitude of readers I would really tell you how I feel. You come down to the Man Cave and I will give you all you can handle.
So what have we learned since my brief hibernation down in the Man Cave these past few months? I was right about the Jets and Brett Favre. I was right about Miami beating them week 17 (I called that week 1) I was right about Laverne “and Shirley” Coles not catching the football. I was right about Thomas Jones being a bad teammate and the second best running back on his team. Probably 6th best in the State of New York if we’re not counting high school or college.
So from Man Cave I have found peace and clarity. Now I know I do not need 52″ of LCD HDTV to show me what I already know. I could see it all from a mile away on a 13″ black and white zenith.
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Be A Man.
- The Founding Father
I have officially stepped off the Thomas Jones fan wagon….How dare he even try to talk negativity about Brett Favre. The JETS stink, historically, we all knew that…I guess it doesn’t matter that Favre brought a hint of promise to this 2nd rate AFC team, leading the Jets to a 8-3 during the 1st 11 games…TJ!!!!! HOW DARE YOU, Thomas Jones…TJ you really let me down…Your acting like a moron and maybe you should stop crying and start writing a crappy emotional novel that i can read while i wait in line a the supermarket when i am picking up my beer for my GMEN playoff party this weekend…Honestly TJ the whining and finger pointing needs to stop… I could care less about what you think, you weren’t paid to speak your paid to play so shut your mouth and have fun vacationing in Cali!