Back From The Man Cave
January 4, 2009 by Theboinger
First I would like to thank all of you for your support and kind words regarding the birth of my son, Jack Henry. More importantly I state now and declare from this moment forth that I will not raise him to be a fan of the New Jersey Jets. Did you hear me Woody Johnson? If it were not for the integrity of our content and the respect for our multitude of readers I would really tell you how I feel. You come down to the Man Cave and I will give you all you can handle.
So what have we learned since my brief hibernation down in the Man Cave these past few months? I was right about the Jets and Brett Favre. I was right about Miami beating them week 17 (I called that week 1) I was right about Laverne “and Shirley” Coles not catching the football. I was right about Thomas Jones being a bad teammate and the second best running back on his team. Probably 6th best in the State of New York if we’re not counting high school or college.
So from Man Cave I have found peace and clarity. Now I know I do not need 52″ of LCD HDTV to show me what I already know. I could see it all from a mile away on a 13″ black and white zenith.