The Nature Boy Rick Flair is under arrest! (Feb 2009)

I am putting Rick Flair under citizens arrest, for being sooooo old and still some how finding a way to get back on Raw…Next week this guy is going to get in to a big battle with who else but Chris Jericho. Honestly, I hope that this doesn’t mean “The Nature boy” comes out of retirement and I have to watch his wrinkly butt attempt to bang with the likes of Jericho. He can’t possibly think it is worth it, can he? All Jericho did was say that he was washed up. Is it really worth it? I mean he’ll probobly get his head kicked in or something like that. Either way, I really never liked Ric Flair so maybe I am just really biased. All I know is next week on Raw you may see the rebirth and death of a legend, so stay tuned in and  “WooooOOOOOoo!”

Top 10 reasons to fire your head coach in 2009…

10. He has a name that rhymes with “Big weeny!”

9. He likes to drop his pants during practice.

8. He takes pride in the fact that he coached the worst team in NFL history!

7. Even Brett Farve couldn’t win a superbowl for him…

6. He had 24 wins and 40 losses during his career with the team

5. He coaches the lions…

4. His daddy’s name is “Bum”

3. He just couldn’t decided on a RB and instead accomplished the feat of hurting all 5!

2. He started 8-3 this year, with a handpicked Superbowl squad and still failed to make the playoffs!

1. He was once the “Man-Genius” and now…He is only known as “Mangina”.