Sean Avery’s Elisha Cuthbert, The NHL’s Communial Girlfriend

Yes we have all heard the Sean Avery stories, and if you haven’t you need to go to Wickapedia and look up Avery. Not many people know the girl who was the girl involved so we wanted to help put some pictures to a face. Also, I also wanted to pose a question for all our readers. “Why does it seem that Hockey has the most groupie women ever?” Elisha who is a famous actress seems to only date and screw NHL players and I am wondering if she has some clause in her contract forcing her to do so. Either way Sean Avery is my hero, and you know what he hit that 1st. Here’s to you Sean and Elisha Cuthbert we salute you as Sean’s hot sloppy seconds! GO RANGERS!!!!!

Avery Goes Way Offside

Note to Sean Avery; keep your mouth shut! On Tuesday before the Dallas Stars were to face-off against the Calgary Flames, controversial center Sean Avery lived up to the billing with some off-color comments directed at Flames defensemen Dion Phaneuf. In the locker room Avery sought out the media and said “I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don’t know what that’s about. Enjoy the game tonight.” For those who do not know, Phaneuf is dating Avery’s former girlfriend, actress Elisha Cuthbert. NHL commissioner Gary Bettman promptly suspended Avery indefinitely prior to a meeting that will be held later on to determine his ultimate punishment. Avery has a history of being an antagonist on the ice, and although he has walked the razor’s edge in the past, he went way overboard with this comment. Hopefully Avery is taught a valuable lesson by this and maybe he will realize that if he only keeps his mouth shut, and uses his skills on the ice, he will be much more of an asset to his team. Despite his reputation, Avery is actually a very skilled hockey player who most think would be valuable to any team with what he brings to the ice. Depending on what Avery’s punishment is, he should probably be very careful the next time Dallas and Calgary lockup.